Secret Diaries Of A Male Escort
Diaries Of A Male Escort – It might come as a surprise, but escorting isn’t precisely what you’d call a “normal” job, and just for fun, I keep Secret Diaries. I’ve been in this business for a few years now, and I can tell you that it takes you places — literally and figuratively.
Tales from the Escort World
If you ever wondered what kind of situations a male escort can get himself into, you’re in luck! Today, I’ll share with you a few stories about when things took a left turn on my job.
Extravaganza in the Sky
Before I got into the escort industry, I was a man of modest means. I came from a working-class family and wasn’t used to many luxuries in my life. Here’s one story of an extravagant date with a client that left me enchanted.
As a straight male escort, I work with ladies only. I provide them with non-sexual services, so women hire me to have a good time without getting into bed.
I entertain clients at dinners or do something fun that the client enjoys most of the time — things like shopping, picnics, etc. This instance, however, was unlike anything I had ever experienced before.
I got booked for an appointment by a lady, let’s call her Susan (not her actual name). Susan and I agreed to meet at the restaurant of a lavish hotel at 8 p.m. on a Friday. We met, greeted, and started with the usual chit-chat.
She was a well-off businesswoman in her late 40s, fit and looking very young for her age — all in all, a charming lass. When I asked her why she decided to hire an escort, she replied that she craved a conversation with someone new and young. We clicked instantly, and our date went smoothly.
There Was A Helicopter
Susan suggested we skip dessert and head up to the hotel’s roof upon finishing the main course. We got up, and there was a helicopter waiting for us!
Susan said that she’d arranged it and that she wanted it to be a surprise. I was beyond words, both scared and excited as a 10-year-old at the same time. We hopped on; the pilot got the craft off the platform, and we took off for a flight around the city.
There I was, an average Joe, in a helicopter, having the time of my life. Susan even managed to get those desserts delivered to us before we took off, but I was too excited to eat. The weather couldn’t have been better, and the views were, well, spectacular.
After about an hour of cruising, chatting, and laughing, we got back to the hotel rooftop. As we parted, I thanked Susan for this experience, and she suggested we do it again sometime.
We never did, though, but I still hope she’ll call me up again one day!
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Psycho
Unfortunately, not every date is as enjoyable as the one mentioned above. Some are downright terrible, and I’m about to share an account of such an instance.
I had an appointment with a 30-something stunning lady. We were to go for dinner and then hit a club afterward. I arrived at the restaurant, got seated, and waited for the client.
She joined me 15 minutes late, gasping for air and with a mouth full of apologies. I assured her that there wasn’t a problem, and we proceeded to order drinks.
As I mentioned, she was gorgeous, and everything about her seemed normal, except for her bold and loud laughter.
A few drinks into the evening, she pulled some sort of figurine from her coat and told me, “I just stole this from the gift shop a few blocks down!” Stole!?
Yes, stole!
When I asked why she’d done it, she said that she gets a rush from it and does it all the time!
An Asian Man Chased Her
She was short of breath when she arrived because she was running from the store owner, a middle-aged Asian man with a temper. She maniacally laughed as she recounted how he chased her, and I laughed with her, trying to conceal my shock.
Then, she started being extremely rude to the waiter for no apparent reason. She, on purpose, spilled a drink he had just brought her and accused him of it. I could not hide my discomfort any longer, so I suggested we go to the club.
She (thankfully!) agreed.
Diaries Of A Male Escort
As the waiter brought us the receipt, she refused to pay, saying how awful everything was and that she hated it. Note that she did not say a single bad word about the restaurant during the entire evening.
I covered the bill just to get out of that horrible situation, even though, by agreement, the escort never pays for anything.
As I reached for my wallet, the girl snatched the purse of one of the guests, and ran straight out! I could not believe my eyes. It took me a bit to explain that I was only her escort and did not know the girl.
I’m not sure what happened after that, and I never heard from her again. I just remember going home thinking, “I can’t wait to share this with the lads!”
What Is A Gay Chat Line And The Benefits Of Joining One?
Challenges in Finding Genuine Lovers
Unfortunately, it’s already hard enough for gay, lesbian, and bisexual people to find genuine lovers out there in the dating world, just like it’s hard for heterosexuals sometimes. But when you’re a gay man or a lesbian woman, it can sometimes be downright impossible. This is where gay chat lines come in!
When to Use a Gay Chat Line
Before we dive into the world of chat lines for gay men, we must determine when the right time to turn to a chat line might be. Or is it something that you should immediately jump to when ready to get on the dating scene? While that decision is ultimately up to you, we do want to point out a couple of things to consider and remember when going onto these chat lines.
Potential Risks on Gay Chat Lines
While chat lines are open to all of those who are looking for love and relationships, it’s important to understand what you could potentially run into while on the line. Keep your guard up and don’t let anyone know any of your personal information until you completely and 100% trust them.
What is a Gay Chat Line?
Think of a gay chat line as a room full of gay, single men looking to talk to you or looking to talk to another gay man. There are all kinds of people there, black, white, Latino, Asian, men looking for love, and men looking for only sex. In this pool of men, you must introduce yourself in the best way you know how, portraying only what you would like to show and tell them.
Remember, what you tell and show them is what you will attract. Don’t put out what you do not want to receive. Of course, even if you are the most blunt person on the whole line saying exactly what you do and don’t want, there will still be stalkers and weirdos that may want to sneak their way in. Just be prepared and have your guard up.
Benefits of Using a Gay Chat Line
Lose the Fear of Face-to-Face Meet-Ups
So we obviously aren’t saying that you will never meet up face-to-face, but using a chat line will allow you to show the other person who you are without meeting up – yet. This can take away first date jitters and allow you to be open and honest with one another. You won’t worry so much about what you’re looking like or if he’s staring at your teeth or a zit on your face. Instead, you can worry about him only liking you for you.
Instant Connections
Gay chat lines are notorious for one-hitter-quitters, but there are men on there looking for long-term relationships with someone genuine. The benefit of a chat line versus just going out to a bar is that you get the chance to be instantly connected with someone, and you get to show them who you are immediately, rather than beating around the bush and getting drunk on the first night.
With chat lines, it’s almost like you’re in the middle of a movie, and you have to pick your next play right then and there at that moment. Whereas dating apps give you some time to browse around and stop, then come back to later. While you’re on a chat line, you’ll be hearing greetings back to back, and it’s up to you to stop what you’re doing in the middle of a greeting and choose to connect with them – right then.
The same goes for if they want to connect with you. They’ll click a button and instantly sent to you, and you’ll have to decide at that point in time if you’re ready to connect right then or not.
The Chance to Get to Know Someone Inside
Chat lines allow you the ability to see inside of someone, see their heart, their personality, what they like, what they don’t like, and everything in between. Gay chat lines are especially great about allowing you to express yourself freely without being ridiculed or judged. Instead of going out in public to find the man of your dreams, you can possibly find him right here on the line. And instead of having to dress to impress, all you have to do is be yourself.
When you connect with someone on a personal level without having to be around each other physically first, it creates a bond between the two of you that would only be broken if you were to meet and not like each other.
Show your insides and they’ll show you theirs.
Out of the Eyes of Judgment
We’ve touched on this a tad bit, but even us straight people see how gay men and women can be judged for their sexual attraction to the same sex by many different walks of life. So with a gay chat line, you are out of the eyes of judgment. Not that you need to hide, but because they don’t need to be in your business and ruin the potential of something that could be amazing.
You’re able to be yourself, express yourself, and flaunt yourself without having to hear or see other people’s disapproval. This will allow you to be the best you can be for those listening to your greeting and thinking about chatting with you.
Keeping Your Options Open
Until you find that one that you’d like to chat with, settle down with, or at least start dating on a regular basis, it’s good to keep your options open. You can keep your options open with a chat line. One popular website that is free, private, and always has tons of hot and single gay men online is freechatlines.com/gay, and the best part is that you can choose specifically gay profiles only, and you won’t have to sift through greetings of those that would never give you the time of day and vice versa.
Tips for Using Gay Chat Lines
Always be yourself. No matter what or who likes it or doesn’t like it, you should always be exactly who you are – on and off the internet. You’ll never have to hide your love for the same sex again. You can now use a platform full of people that relate to you 110%.
Make sure you say what you are looking for but also what you are not looking for. One of the biggest fears (for most people) about using a chat line is finding someone that is the complete opposite of what they want. This is why you have to be clear about what you don’t want from the chat line or from anyone on it.
Never ever give out personal information on the site or chat line. Seriously, not even your phone number. Maybe your social media profile once you are comfortable enough, but don’t give them anything of yours that could potentially put you in harm’s way.
Why? Because nobody is screened and asked their criminal history in order to use a chat line, so you must use your better judgment on these lines and when talking with people you don’t know.
You Have To Leave Something To The Imagination
Leave things to the imagination. When you speak with these lovely men on your messages and even during a live connection, you can tell them about things you love and things you hate. You can talk about your fantasies, what you would love to do with them if they were there with you, but leave something to the imagination. Leave something for them to wonder and ponder on. It’s just like what we tell women when it comes to their photos, don’t put it all out there. Save that stuff for your man when you’ve got one. Until then, be mysterious.
Just have fun! Don’t be so uptight or scared that you come across as bitchy or whiny. Don’t be too open that you come across as slutty. Just have fun and be yourself. Say what you want, what you really really want, and you just might get it!